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When You Have Communion, Where Does Jesus Go?

 
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:11 pm    Post subject: When You Have Communion, Where Does Jesus Go? Reply with quote

Another thread got me thinking about this and it was locked before I got an answer...

They say that you're eating the flesh of jesus and drinking his blood during communion, right?

So what happens after you digest jesus? Do you piss and crap him out later?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

man11 You're hilarious. I'm not Catholic so I don't know, but come on, this isn't a serious question, this is you just trying to piss people off.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: When You Have Communion, Where Does Jesus Go? Reply with quote

Satan wrote:
Another thread got me thinking about this and it was locked before I got an answer...

They say that you're eating the flesh of jesus and drinking his blood during communion, right?

So what happens after you digest jesus? Do you piss and crap him out later?

Inquiring minds want to know!


and poor taste man.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm honestly curious if the bible or something covers this. Someone has had to have asked before, right?

Does jesus overpower digestion? Leave as gas?

I'm completely serious.

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satan wrote:
I'm honestly curious if the bible or something covers this. Someone has had to have asked before, right?

Does jesus overpower digestion? Leave as gas?

I'm completely serious.


You're not serious, nobody here is that dumb. You might be high or drunk, but you're not serious. Like I said, I'm not Catholic, but I believe it's symbolic.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do I find this amusing? Absolutely!

Am I honestly curious what is supposed to happen? Even more absolutely!

There is a ton of material out there on the communion but I can't find anything that covers this.

Does anyone know? No kid ever asked a priest this?

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's pretty obvious that it's a symbolic gesture the Catholic church is going for there. The digestion of the crackers probably holds no symbolism.

This thread is headed nowhere constructive.
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