When You Have Communion, Where Does Jesus Go?

Satan

Another thread got me thinking about this and it was locked before I got an answer...

They say that you're eating the flesh of jesus and drinking his blood during communion, right?

So what happens after you digest jesus? Do you piss and crap him out later?

Inquiring minds want to know!
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sirronstuff · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:13 pm Post subject:

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You're hilarious. I'm not Catholic so I don't know, but come on, this isn't a serious question, this is you just trying to piss people off.
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Satan · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

I'm honestly curious if the bible or something covers this. Someone has had to have asked before, right?

Does jesus overpower digestion? Leave as gas?

I'm completely serious.
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Satan · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

Do I find this amusing? Absolutely!

Am I honestly curious what is supposed to happen? Even more absolutely!

There is a ton of material out there on the communion but I can't find anything that covers this.

Does anyone know? No kid ever asked a priest this?
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Lakerman JSJ · Clublakers Moderator Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 9812

It's pretty obvious that it's a symbolic gesture the Catholic church is going for there. The digestion of the crackers probably holds no symbolism.

This thread is headed nowhere constructive.
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