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Kobe Bryants 81 points (in a jar, in liquid form)
$28.00, 8 days left
Ebay shut me down! Why??? I am doing nothing wrong. My auction was at 14 thousand dollars with 50 thousand views all in less than 12 hours, with 9 days to go. They shut me down. This is the relist. I had radio offeres and hundereds of mail. But ebay does not give a real reason they just hit a key and its gone! But im back. READ THE WHOLE AUCTION EBAY.
On January 22 2006 Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers scored an amazing 81 points in one game vs the Toronto Raptors.
You are probaby wondering what 81 points look like. They are added up on score boards, people write about them in newspapers, kids talk about them in school the next day.
But after each game is played the actual points build up in a small hole in my basement. All of the points scored through the entire NBA season flow into my basement through tubes, in liquid form. And to be honest it's a pain in the [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.] pumping out that hole every day.
In one game, 81 points sounds like a lot, but in person it is really not that impressive. They actually look disgusting. Kinda dirty, a little like Kobe. So when I heard Kobe scored 81 points in one game, I was actually kinda pissed. I never really liked Kobe, but now I had to pump his 81 points out of my basement.
You are bidding on what i belive to be Kobe Bryants 81 points in liquid form. It is run off water that builds up in a small hole in my basement. I belive that all of the points scored in the entire NBA season build up in liquid form and flow in through tubes, into a hole in my basement. You will also receive the rest of the lakers 41 points scored in that game for compairson.
I am sure someone in Canada is selling the Raptors defence and pride, because they left that at home.
EBAY SHUT MY AUCTION DOWN IN ONE DAY. WITH NO REAL REASON??? SO TO MAKE SURE THAT IT IS CLEAR WHAT I AM SELLING IS, JUST WATER IN JARS, BUT I BELIVE IT TO BE KOBE BRYANTS 81 POINTS THAT HE SCORED ON JAN 22nd 2006. I BELIVE ALL THE POINTS IN THE NBA FLOW INTO MY BASEMENT. YOU CANT SHUT ME DOWN FOR BELIVING IN CRAZY THINGS. I STATED THIS AUCTION TO BE JUST WATER! IT IS JUST WATER WITH A STORY OF WHAT I BELIVE IT TO BE. YOU DONT HAVE TO BELIVE! THE WINNER GETS BOTH JARS.
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On Jan-24-06 at 21:01:55 PST, seller added the following information:
UPDATE: people think im a pot head. I dont smoke and I dont even drink. I really am just this weird. You can read about my life here http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=B39D269C-98E1-40DD-B7A75F1B06C9BB59462613718
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On Jan-25-06 at 14:46:14 PST, seller added the following information:
ALL 0 FEEDBACK BIDDERS WILL BE CANCELED THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION NOT SOME JOKE
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