nameant wrote:it's already on ebay as a shirt.
C. Montgomery Burns wrote:
Kobe will blow everyone away when he breaks convention and becomes the first player to score "WTF. THAT'S TOO MANY!".
Very few people know so, but the night Wilt allegedly scored 100, he actually scored a point value too high to be represented by human numerics. The very concept of Math itself was embarrassed to be so utterly unprepared for such a scoring outburst by the Dipper, that it punished him by ordering all video footage of the game to be destroyed. It's rumored that a reel of the game was able to escape the fiery wrath of Math, and exists somewhere today in New Mexico.
In light of this breakthrough, the box score originally had Chamberlain as having "Oh sweet beard of Christ!" in the points column, but other statisticians thought better to just settle for the still amazing value of "100".
Here is a post-game photo of Wilt before they had him agree on writing 100 on a piece of paper. This photo is one of at least three. In the first one, Wilt held up a fresco (that he painted during the game) of himself sexually manipulating the New York Knicks while holding a basketball (the Knicks enjoyed it...not that they had any choice. It's Wilt *** Chamberlain). While extremely accurate, editors at the time thought it was too graphic to put in the papers, so they asked Wilt to come up with a few of his own visual representations for the amount of points he scored. On one piece of paper, Wilt drew an incomplete "infinity" sign, because the amount was almost infinity, but not quite. The final pic baffled them all...
Additionally, the "20,000" value given to the number of women that Wilt penetrated was divided by at least eighty.
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