Prophecy revealed after the Utah Jazz game...
So once upon a time there was this god named Thor (Kobe).
He was the most powerful being in Asgard (NBA), conquering all his battles (winning NBA Championships), and always beating Loki (Wade) as the supreme warrior of Asgard (Best shooting guard in the NBA).
One day, Loki decided to get some help by bringing in Thanos (LeBron) and that alien hooded guy with the raspy voice (Bosh), and they became a force to be reckoned with that even Thor knew he couldn't defeat them alone.
So after the summer of 2012, Nick Fury (Kupchack) decided it was time to form The Avengers (Lakers 2012-2013) by calling forth Iron Man (Dwight) and Captain America (Nash) from their own solo movies (Orlando and Phoenix) into joining together to make one gigantic superhero flick ever assembled (best NBA team on paper).
But not all was smooth sailing with the powerhouse team, in fact when they first came together, The Avengers struggled, and struggled a lot. They faltered and didn't play well together. Thor and Iron Man bickered and butted heads in the forest (Memphis) only to be pulled apart by Captain America. Even the Hulk had to be sidelined and was thrown out of SHIELD's Helicarrier (Gasol being benched by D'Antoni). To make matters worse, Loki even came back to their home base (January 17 @ Staples Centers) and whooped The Avengers' butts again!
The Avengers (Lakers) were still bickering among themselves halfway through the movie (41 games into the season), and all still seemed hopeless and lost, but it wasn't until Agent Coulson's death (D'Antoni's System) and Hawkeye eventually coming back to them (Kobe's Low Post Game) that The Avengers had now something to avenge for (make it back to the Play-offs), and gave them the purpose to unite as one (started playing team ball).
We all know how the movie ended with The Avengers saving the world.
Will the Lakers story end with the Lakers winning the NBA World Championship?
Guess we have to stay tuned for one of the most action packed movies (season) ever seen on film (television)!