I have a poem for laker fans.(enjoy!)

Game 1 was a [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.]-slap
2,a kick in the [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.]
But quite well deserved
for the team with no class.

OMG,2 and 0!
who will be there MVP!
Nicholson or perhaps
the half-court referee?

The Lake-show complains.
The Spurs grin and bear it.
Kobes rejoicing
But he still cant bear it

The question remains:
Who will reign supreme?
Ask Shaq in a week.
He'll be at Burger King.

POEM 2:

Gather around Spurs fans listen to my tale of woe
For I tell of a most difficult foe
Who are they to be?
Why its David Stern,Phil,Shaq,and Kobe.

How to beat such a team?
We could set ablaze!
But no,the refs are the key.
Maybe pay them $20,000 times 3?

Manu Amazes
Was T.P. locked awy by an evil twin?
T.D is the man
Pop has the plan.

But no,David Stern decrees
"THE SHOWTIME DYNASTY MUST NEVER DIE"
But the recipe for the Spurs to win evermore?
Turn the ball over nevermore.

I got a poem for you too:

Spurs ain't [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.] and neither are you
The Admiral is soft and Duncan is too
Your coach has acne and your guard is from France
You think you got a chance until Maddog starts to dance

I'd sit here and argue, call you all sorts of names
but I got set my VCR for the Figuera annual parade
so sit back, relax, pour yourself a beer
LA is about to make history, the coming is near!

It's one banner, two banners, three and four
You think it's gonna stop, but Kobe has more
up his sleeve, you'll be on his jock
try not to choke, from sucking his on his [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.]!
BYATCH!!!!

aw damn, solstice you got slapped like tha lil trick you are. i can't believe you spent all that time...but it's gonna be put to waste when the Lakers run QUATROW all over your mark azz!

Here is one of my own...

The home team gets the calls
but one team lacks the balls
the winner of this playoff
can not take one more day off

the next round will be lighter
this is the round for fighters
the future's outlook changed
when B-Shaw showed his range

Though t-dunc gets the whistles
and Mad dog often bristles
the main thing we must see
is the strategy that's key

to get to the line often
will put San Antonio in the coffin
and move us on to play
to play another day

with all the talk of death
our team seems better yet
there's more life than they thought
and no the refs aren't bought

the games are fairly tough
the outcome will be rough
the series now is tied
and my team has yet to die

To all those fans who quit
I ask you what's in it
to give up on the best
when they still beat the rest

OMG!
great poems kobegotskillz and snakell!
and yeah he slapped ya so goooooooooood!!!!!!

hahaha!

kobegotskillz wrote:I got a poem for you too:

Spurs ain't [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.] and neither are you
The Admiral is soft and Duncan is too
Your coach has acne and your guard is from France
You think you got a chance until Maddog starts to dance

I'd sit here and argue, call you all sorts of names
but I got set my VCR for the Figuera annual parade
so sit back, relax, pour yourself a beer
LA is about to make history, the coming is near!

It's one banner, two banners, three and four
You think it's gonna stop, but Kobe has more
up his sleeve, you'll be on his jock
try not to choke, from sucking his on his [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.]!
BYATCH!!!!

That was straight comedy!! Great gettin to the point!! This dumb@$$ over here is just a Laker hata...

This is exactly the kind of thing I will be putting on the show...

haha highlights and humor, what more can you ask for?

What more can you get?