Kobe's Drunk Tweets After Wolves - Mamba Dominates Physics

Kobe's Drunk Tweets After Wolves - Mamba Dominates Physics

Postby tranceypants on Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:12 pm

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(The first thing that hardcore Laker fans will notice about Kobe's tweets that Mr. Bryant didn't take the Mamba Chopper to Staples Center last night.)

After his brilliant performance against the T-Wolves (33 pts, 5 rb, 5 ast, 2stls in 3 quarters of play), the Mamba dominated what seems like a Bottle of Wine after sitting in traffic on his way back to his Newport Beach home.

He comments that his new nickname is "Vino", which is the Italian word for "wine".


It took the internet 11 hours to decode the Mamba's message, here are some of the clever responses from /r/NBA and Twitter:




"I thought he meant "the8speed" as in how fast he was when he wore #8. As opposed to 24 when he said to call him the Mamba."

"He's saying he can go faster than the speed of light.
He expresses his speed as "(the8)speed + VinoxMamba"
This is not correct, of course, because relativistic speeds don't add linearly (except maybe in Kobe's case). His notation is strange, I think (the8) is a typo rather than standing for theta. VinoxMamba is most likely the initially velocity of the Mamba in the x direction (He combines two notations for initial velocity, though...'i' or 'no' would have been sufficient).
After all of this, it's just self-congratulation at his knowledge of physics."
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Kobe dominating female fan on physics.
@kobebryant the older you get the finer you get...like wine...do I have to get in how the grapes make the wine or?
@ImperfectGemini no but how does it relate to Einstein theory of relativity?


And finally, the Mamba finally gave us the true answer:


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Kobe Bryant is basically saying the Black Mamba gets better with age, just like wine. #Vino
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Postby revgen on Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:20 pm

:man3:
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Postby Steve on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:28 pm

I love this man
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Postby Jazzygirl205 on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:32 pm

I don't get it...
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Postby Finwë on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:34 pm

I don't think he was necessarily drunk, but those tweets were kinda weird. Still, nothing bad about it, they were kinda entertaining, seeing everyone trying to see if there really was a cool encripted message there or not.
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Postby karacha on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:55 pm

Metta hacked his account.
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Postby therealdeal on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:20 pm

Whatever happened was a thing.
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Postby S.R.05 on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:22 pm

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Postby KB24 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:41 am

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Postby Lakeshow24 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:43 am

LMAO @ these pics! Especially the last 2. :man10: :man10:
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Postby ZenMaster4President on Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:45 am

Twitter should stop existing. Really.

My IQ points drop every time I read message. :bang:
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Postby wcsoldier81 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:22 am

Weird and nerd-ish ... still better than " bro , u know dat boy Vino just destroyed them Wolves , uknowhatI'msaying, # Lakers swag"
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Postby wcsoldier81 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:25 am

ZenMaster4President wrote:Twitter should stop existing. Really.

My IQ points drop every time I read message. :bang:


Twitter is not a bad idea ... the use of it by most people is another story ... it really exposes how dumb and uninteresting people are ...
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Postby Jazzygirl205 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:33 am

wcsoldier81 wrote:Weird and nerd-ish ... still better than " bro , u know dat boy Vino just destroyed them Wolves , uknowhatI'msaying, # Lakers swag"


Lmao!!!!!!!!!
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Postby tranceypants on Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:45 am

wcsoldier81 wrote:Weird and nerd-ish ... still better than " bro , u know dat boy Vino just destroyed them Wolves , uknowhatI'msaying, # Lakers swag"


This is exactly what I was thinking... Some of these other posters haven't stalked many NBA players on twitter before, Kobe is just showing that he's more of a nerd than most people in the NBA when he's drunk.

On another note, I love clublakers.com's forum activity. LakersNation seems completely built on their Facebook following, no one even posts on their forum or wordpress site (it's kind confusing to have both to leave feedback on, completely negates the use of the blog/website part). I used to post here back in high school, maybe from 2004-2008... I completely forget my username. For the last year or so, I've been traveling my NBA chatter around /r/Lakers, /r/Nba, and several gaming community sites... I already like the responses here best.

I tried searching for my old Member name... Can't remember it nor figure out how to retrieve it. :(
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Postby kobebryant248 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:27 am

what kobe does in his private moments that s his thing. i don t care about that. so no big seal
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Postby trodgers on Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:33 am

Doesn't it make good sense? He's slowing down the aging process and getting better.

If four days off for the ASB can reinvigorate him like he looks now, that's insane.
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Postby D.B. Cooper on Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:46 am

lakersyunowin wrote:Image

Cheryl Cole?
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Postby trodgers on Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:50 am

^ Yeah; she was quite captivating on The Graham Norton Show.
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Postby Juronimo on Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:30 am

D.B. Cooper wrote:
lakersyunowin wrote:Image

Cheryl Cole?


I have never heard of her or seen her before but I'd love to see her again. Sexy.
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Postby Battle Tested20 on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:37 pm

revgen wrote: :man3:
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Postby lakersyunowin on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:40 pm

D.B. Cooper wrote:
lakersyunowin wrote:Image

Cheryl Cole?

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