CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE TO ADD NEW ATTRACTION BASED ON NBA
by Staff Writer
Disney executives are at it again, brainstorming what might be their most ingenious creation yet. In light of declining sales and attendance, Disney executives have introduced the idea of adding an exhibit to their California Adventure Theme Park. The exhibit will center around the Sacramento Kings and their fans. On this ride, a passenger will travel through several adventures. One Disney executive who asked to remain nameless, said the ride culminates with passengers ending up inside of an NBA hoop with time tunning out and Stojakovich about to shoot a three pointer. "In some cases, Chris Webber will call a timeout they don't have. In other scenarios, Peja will release the ball. Most riders will scream and flinch to avoid the ball. The catch is that the game is on the line, so the ball never comes close to the basket or the inhabitants within the basket."
Other elements of danger will include a flash flood caused by the Sacramento Kings fans tears, Vlade Divac nearly falling on guests when he fakes a foul, and Rick Adelman chasing guests in their cars trying to tell them he knows how to coach.
All in all it looks to be a sure hit on par with the Country Bears Jamboree movie. Plans to open the new ride are set to coincide with the Kings next championship or when Hades reaches a subzero temperature on the Celsius scale.
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