Responses to Haters

Ever have that one annoying Laker hater bugging you? Well here are some things to say to make them think twice. They mey not be the most humiliating comebacks, but it sure shuts them up.

1) “Kobe will never win another champonship, he will always be stuck at 3 while Michael Jordan has 6 titles.”

R: Michael Jordan just started to win championships around Kobe’s current age, and Kobe already has 3, so learn your NBA history correctly. Kobe could easily have more rings than Jordan.

2) “Kobe is a ballhog and a selfish player, which is why Shaq left.”

R: If Kobe is such a ballhog, then explain why he led the Lakers in assists during the championship years? The reason why he doesn’t lead the Lakers in assists anymore is simply because of his team, JUST LOOK AT IT, and he still is in 2nd place in assists currently for the Lakers. Who is the selfish one now, Kobe or Shaq?

3) “He is uncoachable”

R: You’r right, he prabably is, because uncoachable players don’t win championships, all-star MVP’s, NBA first team selections, NBA 2nd team selections, NBA 1st all-defensive team selections, win slam dunk contests, or lead the leaque in scoring. Wait, I thought we were talking about Kobe?

4) “He is a rapist”

R: First of all, master of cases, he didn’t rape the girl, it was proven, he although DID have it with her, but it wasn’t by force, and do you seriously think that Kobe is the only player who has been with another women when he is in a totally different city? I think not, plus it is a great way to get money from a very rich man like Kobe, so it was a set up from the beginning. Oh and by the way, are you so rich that a girl would use you for money?

5) “Los Angleles FAKERS”

R: Fourteen championships (2nd overall), most wins in NBA history, most playoff appearances, first superstar in NBA history (George Mikan), the player on the NBA logo is Jerry West, best player in the leaque today, if not, the world, if not, in history of all basketball, (Kobe Bryant), best fans, most NBA Finals appearances (28), highest winning percentage (61.8%), 17 hall-of-famers, (14 players, 3 coaches), 7 jerseys retired, best announcer ever (Chick Hearn). Phew, now that i’m done with all their failures, what do you want to talk about?

6) “Kobe sucks, he can’t win a championship on his own like Jordan.”

R: Actually, Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Ron Harper, Horace Grant, Steve Kerr, Tony Kukoc, John Paxson, John Salley, etc. So why don’t you do research before opening your yapper and compare the rosters.

7) “Kobe’s a winer”

R: And what are you wining about exactly?

8) “Kobe’s a good SHOOTER not PLAYER”

R: Step 1: Actually WATCH Laker games then give us your thought,

Step 2: If you don’t want to, watch him on youtube then give us your thought,

Step 3: If you don’t want to do either, then shut up.

9) “Kobe needs the refs”

R: Sorry, but “Wade” is not spelled K, O, B, E, it’s W, A, D, E, for your knowledge though, you only mispelled the first 3 letters, so your off to a good start!

10) “I hate Lakers”

R: And you are….?

11) If someone says: ”Lebron James” or “Dwyane Wade” or “Carmelo Anthony” or Tracy McGravy (hehe) or anyone else is better than Kobe, then just simply:

R: Laugh. This REALLY pisses them off. Trust me, i’ve done it so many times and they wanted to kill me. I love it when a hater gets ticked off.

If anyone has more responses to haters please make another blog with more. I would love to learn more of them, so would other Laker fans. Peace out people! And no peace for you haters out there.