Hello. How are you all? Long time no see. i hope you are all well. I'm sorry to bother you, but to whom it concerns, could you please change my handle to ?
(For the confused - I would like my username to simply read "?", but without the quotation marks.)
If this cannot be done (I.e. not enough letters in the handle, the name is little too strange, etc) then would you pretty please with sugar on top, please change my handle to "The Claimant" please?
Thank you for reading, and go Lakers!