Petition: Make Jack the Lakers Mascot

Petition: Make Jack the Lakers Mascot

Postby SpencerHarrison on Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:13 am

I have a vision for a Jack Nicholson mascot for the lakers. A giant plush oversized head, glasses intact, running around with an axe, and dunking from trampolines at halftime.

You could even work in deep "Five Easy Pieces" in-jokes about him trying to order breakfast at dinnertime or donning a stars and stripes bike helmet to jump through a flaming hoop then swigging whiskey.

The future of the Lakers. Somebody good with photoshop, PLEASE, make this a reality.
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Re: Petition: Make Jack the Lakers Mascot

Postby ramsay13 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:15 am

I dont get how that should be the mascot... how about we make the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy our mascot. Since we got the second most :jam2:
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Re: Petition: Make Jack the Lakers Mascot

Postby SpencerHarrison on Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:18 am

Do a "Jack Night" where people can take home a copy of Wolf on DVD if the Lakers score over 150 and hold opponents to 80.

When we have playoff losses by more than 20, it becomes Roman Polanski night instead.

...And we don't talk about that.
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Re: Petition: Make Jack the Lakers Mascot

Postby TIME on Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:28 am

Somewhat strange and random idea. And it's not a petition. :man3:
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