THE SKIT BY LAKERBRAIN

THE SKIT BY LAKERBRAIN

Postby Laker brain on Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:20 am

During his check in at the hotel-

Kobe- Yes room reserved under Javier
Employee- Yes, right.... Here are your keys
Kobe- Thank you

Kobe in the elevator-
Kobe and his bodyguards walk out of the elavator.
Kobe sees the demon...oops the female, and she says "hey there" Oh my God... Kobe...
Kobe continues to walk
Female: What brings you to Eagle Co.?
Kobe: Oh, just getting treatment for an injury
Female: Yeah... Oh.. You're even better looking in person. (smiles)
Kobe: (noddin his head and licks his lips)
Female: Maybe we can hang out, I love the Lakers and I think you're the best basketball player. (Continues to talk about the game of basketball, as a deterant.)
Kobe: (Thinkin in his mind)... She is pretty nice. Oh what about Vanessa.
Female: Can I get a hug?
Kobe: (Thinkin) Sure why not.
So Kobe gives her a hug and she whispers in his ear... You wanna... yo know...she gives him a lustful face.
Kobe: thinkin...(too much thinkin' gets confused) He says come to my room later on.
Female: What time?
Kobe: Whenever my guards leave.
Female: (smiling) Okay
Kobe's guards leave.
At 11:30PM
knock knock
Kobe: Hi there
Female: Hey
Kobe: What do you do?
She tells Kobe a lil about herself.
Female: Here, let me give you a massage.
.....
30 minutes later
Female: Oh Kobe, Ooooooooo Uhhh Ahhh.
Kobe: Finally Finishes
Female: That was nice
Kobe: Look you have to leave now (Kobe feeling guilty)
Female: For Real?
Kobe: Look I am married and I just made a mistake, just get out right now, I shouldn't have even did any of this ( in an angry voice)
Female: Can I see you later
Kobe: No Just go, this was a mistake.
Female walks out angry at Kobe.
....Its all hell from here.
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Postby LaKeRsDyNaStY on Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:22 am

but.. y would kobe admit to having sex with her... then or adultery same thing
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Postby LaKeRsDyNaStY on Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:22 am

hhahah the can i see u later part makes me laugh what a HOE
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Postby lakerz420 on Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:46 am

A HOE
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Postby Reddy on Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:39 am

NICE LAKER BRAIN TAHTS REAL NICE
I LOVE HTE LAST PART! :bow: I think thats real close to what happened NICE
INNOCENT

BE IN THE DREAM TEAM KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby LakersGyrl2003 on Sun Jul 20, 2003 6:09 pm

Man........ :disagree:
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Postby NawlinsLakerFan on Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:25 pm

I hope I don't get banned for this, but I was wondering....

There's all this talk about HER mental state when this happened....

....what about HIS for sleeping with her?

I mean, he had to have had a momentary lapse of self-control to do what he did.
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Postby Coppertop on Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:20 am

Kobe's mental state was...

a) Drugged or Drunk (unlikely)

b) Stupidity (um...YES!)

c) I haven't had sex with Vanessa since we had our kid, and I'm lonely, and hurt, and I'm missing companionship...oh well, hello there...(maybe something like this)

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