Showtime II wrote:Well I know that this thread was created to be sarcastic, but I am at work, bored, at 4 in the morning and I have been thinking about offseason moves. Tell me exactly how out of line I am with the following.
I think we should rekindle the trade with Utah for Boozer. I think, however that we should make it for Butler, Vlade and ATKINS instead of George. Utah needs a point guard and may be even more interested getting Atkins, who has performed very well for us this year along with Butler who is playing GREAT to finish out the season. Most likely, Divac would be waived and we could pick him back up for the Vet’s Min.
Secondly, I think we should go after Maglore in the offseason as well. I believe that putting together some expiring K’s and a serviceable Center might possibly be enough to do the job. Trading George, Slava and Mihm for Maglore and Dickau would be ideal; however, I don’t know how likely this is.
I think we should the pursue Griffin for our backup PF. He has done great in Minnesota and would do very well for us as well. I am not sure what price range he will be in, but if we can pick him up for the MLE, I say go for it!
Draft Felton, Head, and a player that fills an area of need and we would be set!
If all deals went through as I have lain out, our roster for next season would look like this:
Dickau/Felton/Head
Kobe/Sasha
Odom/JJ
Boozer/Griffin/Cook
Maglore/Grant/Divac
And an extra draft pick
I may be off and just not know it… I have been up working all night. To me, however, this sounds doable and realistic. What do you all think?

GuRu wrote:I think Shaq makes more than the whole bobcats roster
radronOmega wrote:Dude, check this out....
New York trades: PG Stephon Marbury (21.9 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 8.0 apg in 40.0 minutes)
SG Anfernee Hardaway (7.3 ppg, 2.4 rpg, 2.0 apg in 24.2 minutes)
SG Allan Houston (11.8 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 2.1 apg in 26.6 minutes)
New York receives: C Darko Milicic (1.1 ppg, 1.0 rpg, 0.1 apg in 5.5 minutes)
PG Lindsey Hunter (3.7 ppg, 1.6 rpg, 1.6 apg in 15.1 minutes)
SF Tayshaun Prince (14.7 ppg, 5.4 rpg, 3.0 apg in 37.4 minutes)
SG Carlos Delfino (3.8 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 0.9 apg in 13.5 minutes)
SF Ronald Dupree (2.6 ppg, 2.0 rpg, 0.5 apg in 9.5 minutes)
PG Horace Jenkins (2.6 ppg, 0.5 rpg, 0.6 apg in 6.0 minutes)
C Elden Campbell (2.8 ppg, 2.1 rpg, 0.4 apg in 8.4 minutes)
PG Carlos Arroyo (6.4 ppg, 1.5 rpg, 4.1 apg in 20.8 minutes)
PF Antonio McDyess (9.7 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 0.9 apg in 23.2 minutes)
PG Chauncey Billups (17.0 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 6.0 apg in 36.5 minutes)
C Ben Wallace (9.5 ppg, 12.1 rpg, 1.7 apg in 36.5 minutes)
PF Rasheed Wallace (14.9 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 1.8 apg in 34.8 minutes)
SG Richard Hamilton (19.2 ppg, 3.9 rpg, 4.9 apg in 38.9 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +67.0 ppg, +42.9 rpg, and +14.4 apg.
RHCP wrote:GuRu wrote:I think Shaq makes more than the whole bobcats roster
It works with the Hawks, the Bobcats aren't an option on realgm.
Miami trades: C Shaquille O'Neal (23.0 ppg, 10.6 rpg, 2.8 apg in 34.4 minutes)
Miami receives: SF Al Harrington (17.6 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 3.1 apg in 38.6 minutes)
 PF Michael Stewart (1.0 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 7.5 minutes)
 PG Tony Delk (11.8 ppg, 2.4 rpg, 1.8 apg in 24.1 minutes)
 PF Tom Gugliotta (4.4 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 1.4 apg in 19.6 minutes)
 C Predrag Drobnjak (8.6 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 0.7 apg in 20.3 minutes)
 SF Josh Childress (9.6 ppg, 5.8 rpg, 1.8 apg in 28.7 minutes)
 PG Tyronn Lue (10.7 ppg, 2.1 rpg, 4.5 apg in 28.4 minutes)
 C Jason Collier (5.5 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 0.3 apg in 13.2 minutes)
 C Kevin Willis (2.8 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.3 apg in 11.3 minutes)
 SG Josh Smith (9.0 ppg, 5.8 rpg, 1.6 apg in 26.8 minutes)
 SF Boris Diaw-Riffiod (4.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 2.2 apg in 18.2 minutes)
 PF Obinna Ekezie (5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 17.4 minutes)
 SG Royal Ivey (3.8 ppg, 1.4 rpg, 1.7 apg in 13.0 minutes)
 SG Donta Smith (3.0 ppg, 1.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 10.7 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +74.8 ppg, +36.0 rpg, and +18.2 apg.
Atlanta trades: SF Al Harrington (17.6 ppg, 7.0 rpg, 3.1 apg in 38.6 minutes)
 PF Michael Stewart (1.0 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 7.5 minutes)
 PG Tony Delk (11.8 ppg, 2.4 rpg, 1.8 apg in 24.1 minutes)
 PF Tom Gugliotta (4.4 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 1.4 apg in 19.6 minutes)
 C Predrag Drobnjak (8.6 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 0.7 apg in 20.3 minutes)
 SF Josh Childress (9.6 ppg, 5.8 rpg, 1.8 apg in 28.7 minutes)
 PG Tyronn Lue (10.7 ppg, 2.1 rpg, 4.5 apg in 28.4 minutes)
 C Jason Collier (5.5 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 0.3 apg in 13.2 minutes)
 C Kevin Willis (2.8 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 0.3 apg in 11.3 minutes)
 SG Josh Smith (9.0 ppg, 5.8 rpg, 1.6 apg in 26.8 minutes)
 SF Boris Diaw-Riffiod (4.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 2.2 apg in 18.2 minutes)
 PF Obinna Ekezie (5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 17.4 minutes)
 SG Royal Ivey (3.8 ppg, 1.4 rpg, 1.7 apg in 13.0 minutes)
 SG Donta Smith (3.0 ppg, 1.4 rpg, 1.0 apg in 10.7 minutes)
Atlanta receives: C Shaquille O'Neal (23.0 ppg, 10.6 rpg, 2.8 apg in 34.4 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -74.8 ppg, -36.0 rpg, and -18.2 apg.
TRADE ACCEPTED
Due to Miami being over the cap, the 15% trade rule is invoked. Miami had to be no more than 115% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Karl11-Caron1 wrote:LOL!!!!...shaq and the NY guards....AHAHHAAH
anyway...its gona b a sad summer for me seein either LO or caron depart![]()
but mitch better make me happy with a good trade that'll help us to the playoffs
Chicago trades: PF Othella Harrington (7.9 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 17.5 minutes)
PF Tyson Chandler (8.0 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 27.5 minutes)
SG Eric Piatkowski (4.7 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 0.7 apg in 11.8 minutes)
SG Kirk Hinrich (15.5 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 6.5 apg in 36.7 minutes)
Chicago receives: C Brian Grant (3.7 ppg, 3.7 rpg, 0.5 apg in 16.4 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -32.4 ppg, -15.0 rpg, and -8.3 apg.
L.A. Lakers trades: C Brian Grant (3.7 ppg, 3.7 rpg, 0.5 apg in 16.4 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives: PF Othella Harrington (7.9 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 17.5 minutes)
PF Tyson Chandler (8.0 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 0.8 apg in 27.5 minutes)
SG Eric Piatkowski (4.7 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 0.7 apg in 11.8 minutes)
SG Kirk Hinrich (15.5 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 6.5 apg in 36.7 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +32.4 ppg, +15.0 rpg, and +8.3 apg.
TRADE ACCEPTED
I like that 1Danny Ainge wrote:LO for Kmart & their 20th pick
I would even trade butler and odom for kmart.. martin is a defensive beast..his offense is above average to. i know it would be like trading shaq for martin..but martin is what 27? he would make more impact then those 2 combined.
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