Major moves for now and the future (Bored)

Kobe for Chris Paul and Emeka Okafor
Odom and Vujacic for Andre Iguodala and Thadeus Young
MLE = Haslem Vet Min. = James Jones
Coach = Byron Scott

Paul/Fisher/Crittendon
Iguodala/Jones
Young/Artest/Ebanks
Gasol/Haslem/Caracter
Bynum/Okafor

We get way more athletic and younger without giving up any size down low

Paul, Iguodala, and Young would be a fast break nightmare and all over the place on defense
Paul and Gasol pick and roll would be unstoppable
Artest, Haslem, and Okafor would be beastly on defense off of the bench
Fisher and Jones would be designated shooters off of the bench
Crittendon, Ebanks, and Caracter would be groomed for the future

(I know this is pretty unrealistic - who would trade Kobe? not to mention his no trade clause - but dang we would be good and it actually works pretty well financially)

Good idea but you said it, Unrealistic! We can get a replacement for Kobe when he and Pau retires! We'll be way below Salary cap by that time. LA is LA! They always replace their star players. The show is always here. No one would decline to come to LA!